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Chapter 95.1: Crazy Forum

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"They just entered, and they immediately went offline!"
 
In the forum, everyone became curious instantly.
 
Players are paying attention and discussing passionately. After all, the casual Sandbox game "Spore Evolution" has become a phenomenon-level hot game.
 
The netizens found the whole truth in a post that describes the most complete scenario of what happened.
 
"Really this kind of time flow? I only went to the toilet, and it has been more than half a month in the game?"
 
"Fuck! They are too sick! First, they challenged the Creator! Now as soon as they entered, they went to challenge the native Gods? And the result is an instant wipeout? Niu Pen!!! (Broken sound)"(1)
 
"Hahahaha! They haven't learned! (snorts)"
 
Countless people heard this and they almost fall onto the ground, though they think it was too miserable, they also found the scenario funny.
 
At this moment, in the entire forum, countless people are attacking Akina’s Speedster, stating his sins one by one.
 
"Before, he took us to challenge and poison the Creator!"
"He evolved us so ugly! And now the witches are scared crazy! It’s all Akina’s Speedster fault!"
 
"Now you are telling us to pick up stones and smash the Land of Gods! Do you think we are King Kong who can hit planes in the movie? As a result, we died violently instantly, maybe the Gods of Heaven have already barbecued our body and sprinkled it with cumin!"
"Akina’s Speedster, come out! I will beat you for 10 minutes!" 
...
 
Players began to denounce Akina’s Speedster.
 
Players are frantically trying to restart the game, fearing that they will end just like that. But they still can’t enter and the screen is still black.
 
But at this moment, an analytical post was posted by Xuebaixue.
 
Xuebaixue: "Hello everyone, I am Xuebaixue, freet not, for I think it is not the end. I have made an analytical reasoning post.
 
First of all, the natives immediately fainted when they saw us. It is probably not Akina’s Speedster fault. It may be that our evolved creatures are too distorted and chaotic, and the spiritual power is more powerful and even more evil than the Evil Eye.
 
Secondly, although we are now defeated, the native Gods, without fully knowing our body structure, can’t kill us completely. They even think that we are already dead, and just let us go, not knowing that we can be resurrected from a drop of Blood.
As we all know, our creature is composed of one hundred and seventy-three “avatars”. We players are distributed on various parts of our evolved creature's body. Our evolved creature may not die. It is estimated that only the outside parts of the body will die. (2)
 
Moreover, we have developed hard skeleton shells on the giant creature that we evolved, which are specially used to protect us, so we don't have worry too much."
 
A bigshot finally appeared, and everyone sighed in relief.
 
Xuebaixue: "Though the skeletal shells are the hardest part of our body, it can't completely guarantee the survival of all 173 of us, and there may be a small number of people who unfortunately die and quit the game."
 
Suddenly, everyone wailed and screamed, praying to themselves that, this kind of thing will not happen to their body.
 
 
 
1. 牛笔!!!(破音)- that is the raw, I don't know how to translate it.
 
2. I'm having a hard time translating it so for those who know please do tell me.
Raw: 们都知道,我们是一百七十三个组成的,我们173个小点,像是周身穴位一样,分布在各个身躯节点上,非常渺小,我们的核心未必会死,估计死的只是外面的族群
Don't expect for more  updates, godcomplextranslations has already picked this up.

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